Linux: Flavour vs. Flavor

Submitted by Jeremy
on August 10, 2003 - 3:02pm

Jasper Spaans recently submitted a patch to the lkml that "changes all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' in the complete [2.6 development kernel] tree". This quickly led into a lengthy and frequently humorous discussion about the which spelling is better, and if it even matters.

Linux creator Linus Torvalds aknowledged that there are times when such consistency is beneficial, but that overall it was of little importance to him. Regarding the emails that were threatening to quickly grow into a full-fledged flame war, he noted, "I think you guys who care should have a huge free-for-all, an electronic mud-wrestling thing if you will. But not on [the] linux-kernel [mailing list]." In mock newscaster tone, he went on to describe what might happen, "I can see it now:"

".. Alan Cox gets up, and tackles Zwane, who goes down in the mud. Oops. They were on the same side. I guess Alan got caught up in the rush. Jasper tries to take advantage of the situation, but slips in the mud, and goes down in a heap with Alexander..."

Much of the discussion follows.


From: Jasper Spaans [email blocked]
To:  Linus Torvalds
Cc:  Linux Kernel Mailing List
Subject: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor'
Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2003 20:00:32 +0200

Hello, 

This patch is a followup to changeset 1.1046.1.459,

http://linus.bkbits.net:8080/linux-2.5/user=jasper/cset@1.1046.1.459?nav=
!-%7Cindex.html%7Cstats%7C!+%7Cindex.html%7CChangeSet@-3w


It changes all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' in the complete tree;
I've just comiled all affected files (that is, the config resulting from
make allyesconfig minus already broken stuff) succesfully on i386.

Andries, I did a small check if mount uses the fieldnames frrom the kernel
headers, which doesn't seem to be the case, can you confirm that this?

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[patch]


VrGr,
-- 
Jasper Spaans               http://jsp.vs19.net/contact/

lt;==          ``Got no clue? Too bad for you''          ==>
lt;==                                                    ==>


From: Alan Cox [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: 07 Aug 2003 23:37:23 +0100 On Iau, 2003-08-07 at 19:00, Jasper Spaans wrote: > It changes all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' in the complete tree; > I've just comiled all affected files (that is, the config resulting from > make allyesconfig minus already broken stuff) succesfully on i386. The Linux kernel tended to favour european spelling, and favOUr is indeed correct English.
From: Martin J. Bligh [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Thu, 07 Aug 2003 17:04:27 -0700 --Alan Cox [email blocked] wrote (on Thursday, August 07, 2003 23:37:23 +0100): > On Iau, 2003-08-07 at 19:00, Jasper Spaans wrote: >> It changes all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' in the complete tree; >> I've just comiled all affected files (that is, the config resulting from >> make allyesconfig minus already broken stuff) succesfully on i386. > > The Linux kernel tended to favour european spelling, and favOUr is > indeed correct English. Either way, haven't we stopped piddling around with spelling fixes and breaking everyone's patches yet? I thought we had ... M.
From: Steven Cole [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: 08 Aug 2003 10:54:48 -0600 On Thu, 2003-08-07 at 18:04, Martin J. Bligh wrote: > --Alan Cox [email blocked] wrote (on Thursday, August 07, 2003 23:37:23 +0100): > > > On Iau, 2003-08-07 at 19:00, Jasper Spaans wrote: > >> It changes all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' in the complete tree; > >> I've just comiled all affected files (that is, the config resulting from > >> make allyesconfig minus already broken stuff) succesfully on i386. > > > > The Linux kernel tended to favour european spelling, and favOUr is > > indeed correct English. > > Either way, haven't we stopped piddling around with spelling fixes and > breaking everyone's patches yet? I thought we had ... > > M. Well, I for one have stopped with the spelling patches since the cost/benefit ratio was too high for many key folks. When the spelling patches were being generated, we were quite careful not to "fix" English spellings. I won't begin the next round of spelling fixes until 2.7.40, for those who want to plan ahead that far. And next time, I'll send the patches through the maintainers. But we can still argue about spelling fixes if that makes people happier. Cheers, Steven (off-duty spelling cop)
From: Jens Axboe [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003 09:13:14 +0200 On Thu, Aug 07 2003, Alan Cox wrote: > On Iau, 2003-08-07 at 19:00, Jasper Spaans wrote: > > It changes all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' in the complete tree; > > I've just comiled all affected files (that is, the config resulting from > > make allyesconfig minus already broken stuff) succesfully on i386. > > The Linux kernel tended to favour european spelling, and favOUr is > indeed correct English. Eh? Maybe you did (obviously), but I don't see a general trend there. I tend to prefer favor/color etc. Oh, and disk obviously. -- Jens Axboe
From: Zwane Mwaikambo [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2003 21:42:37 -0400 (EDT) On Thu, 7 Aug 2003, Jasper Spaans wrote: > Hello, > > This patch is a followup to changeset 1.1046.1.459, > > http://linus.bkbits.net:8080/linux-2.5/user=jasper/cset@1.1046.1.459?nav =!-%7Cindex.html%7Cstats%7C!+%7Cindex.html%7CChangeSet@-3w > > > It changes all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' in the complete tree; > I've just comiled all affected files (that is, the config resulting from > make allyesconfig minus already broken stuff) succesfully on i386. Arrrgh! You can't be serious!
From: Jasper Spaans [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003 08:52:30 +0200 On Thu, Aug 07, 2003 at 09:42:37PM -0400, Zwane Mwaikambo wrote: > > It changes all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' in the complete tree; > > I've just comiled all affected files (that is, the config resulting from > > make allyesconfig minus already broken stuff) succesfully on i386. > > Arrrgh! You can't be serious! Yes, I am bloody serious; this patch might look purely cosmetic at first sight.. yet, there's a technical reason for at least one part of it. Grep and see the horror: $ egrep -ni 'flavou?r' fs/nfs/inode.c [snip] 1357: rpc_authflavor_t authflavour; [snip] VrGr, -- Jasper Spaans http://jsp.vs19.net/contact/
From: Timothy Miller [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Fri, 08 Aug 2003 11:18:11 -0400 Jasper Spaans wrote: > On Thu, Aug 07, 2003 at 09:42:37PM -0400, Zwane Mwaikambo wrote: > > Yes, I am bloody serious; this patch might look purely cosmetic at first > sight.. yet, there's a technical reason for at least one part of it. Grep > and see the horror: > > $ egrep -ni 'flavou?r' fs/nfs/inode.c > [snip] > 1357: rpc_authflavor_t authflavour; > [snip] Ah, for a moment, I was worried that someone was talking about text in comments. Yes, when it comes to spelling of words in variable and type names, I think it would be a good idea to be consistent. What is Linus's preferred spelling? Let's use that.
From: Richard B. Johnson [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003 11:34:31 -0400 (EDT) On Fri, 8 Aug 2003, Timothy Miller wrote: > Ah, for a moment, I was worried that someone was talking about text in > comments. > > Yes, when it comes to spelling of words in variable and type names, I > think it would be a good idea to be consistent. > > What is Linus's preferred spelling? Let's use that. It's a little past April Fool's day. What are you guys smoking? Next, you'll want to change all the 'i's to 'y's and add 'ing'. Certainly one might want to change: int TheVariableThatWillBeUsedAsACounter; to.. int i; However, changing the spelling of a variable name is absurd no matter how you look at it. Cheers, Dick Johnson Penguin : Linux version 2.4.20 on an i686 machine (797.90 BogoMips). Note 96.31% of all statistics are fiction.
From: Trond Myklebust Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: 08 Aug 2003 17:48:30 +0200 Anybody who screws with that spelling is setting himself up for the red hot poker treatment... The flavor/flavour thing reflects the fact that the code has been written and modified by different people with different backgrounds. Some people have been unfortunate enough to be of the US persuasion, others have grown up with the British spelling. Now leave it alone and go do something useful with your lives... Trond
From: Gene Heskett Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003 12:42:14 -0400 On Friday 08 August 2003 11:48, Trond Myklebust wrote: >Anybody who screws with that spelling is setting himself up for the >red hot poker treatment... That and toothpicks under the fingernails comes to mind. >The flavor/flavour thing reflects the fact that the code has been >written and modified by different people with different >backgrounds. Some people have been unfortunate enough to be of the > US persuasion, others have grown up with the British spelling. > >Now leave it alone and go do something useful with your lives... > >Trond What about the scenario where both spellings are used in a header someplace that winds up being a systemwide reference? I don't know that it has been, but such a 'correction' has the potential to take us back to square one and 1993. I have had recurring daytime nightmares of such possibilities since this subject came up the first time a week or so ago. Methinks the proponent here should find another, more productive outlet for his frustrations. This particular dog won't hunt. -- Cheers, Gene AMD K6-III@500mhz 320M Athlon1600XP@1400mhz 512M 99.27% setiathome rank, not too shabby for a WV hillbilly Yahoo.com attornies please note, additions to this message by Gene Heskett are: Copyright 2003 by Maurice Eugene Heskett, all rights reserved.
From: Jasper Spaans [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003 19:03:36 +0200 > What about the scenario where both spellings are used in a header > someplace that winds up being a systemwide reference? I don't know > that it has been, but such a 'correction' has the potential to take > us back to square one and 1993. I have had recurring daytime > nightmares of such possibilities since this subject came up the first > time a week or so ago. Wow. My FUD-o-meter just went berserk. VrGr, -- Jasper Spaans http://jsp.vs19.net/contact/ lt;== The only intuitive interface ever created was a ==> lt;== nipple. ==>
From: Alan Cox [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: 08 Aug 2003 18:34:06 +0100 On Gwe, 2003-08-08 at 18:03, Jasper Spaans wrote: > Wow. My FUD-o-meter just went berserk. Well we expose both Color and Colour in various application level interfaces. As far as I am concerned Englishlt;->English changes are just noise. Fixing real typos can be a big help especially to non first language speakers who are wondering just wtf that word is..
From: Linus Torvalds [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003 10:18:41 -0700 (PDT) On Fri, 8 Aug 2003, Timothy Miller wrote: > > > 1357: rpc_authflavor_t authflavour; This one I think is valid. Considering how many people seem to care, I think we should keep it as the only valid case for now. > Yes, when it comes to spelling of words in variable and type names, I > think it would be a good idea to be consistent. > > What is Linus's preferred spelling? Let's use that. I don't much care. I was taught English spelling in school, and I've gotten used to US spelling here. I think you guys who care should have a huge free-for-all, an electronic mud-wrestling thing if you will. But not on linux-kernel. I can see it now: ".. Alan Cox gets up, and tackles Zwane, who goes down in the mud. Oops. They were on the same side. I guess Alan got caught up in the rush. Jasper tries to take advantage of the situation, but slips in the mud, and goes down in a heap with Alexander..." Tell me when it's over. Linus
From: Jasper Spaans [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003 19:33:21 +0200 On Fri, Aug 08, 2003 at 10:18:41AM -0700, Linus Torvalds wrote: > > > 1357: rpc_authflavor_t authflavour; > This one I think is valid. Considering how many people seem to care, I > think we should keep it as the only valid case for now. Right. I'll whip up a patch that is somewhat more subtle... minimizing the damage done to other files. > I think you guys who care should have a huge free-for-all, an electronic > mud-wrestling thing if you will. But not on linux-kernel. > ... :D VrGr, -- Jasper Spaans http://jsp.vs19.net/contact/
From: Trond Myklebust Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: 09 Aug 2003 02:24:15 +0200 >>>>> " " == Linus Torvalds [email blocked] writes: > On Fri, 8 Aug 2003, Timothy Miller wrote: >> >> > 1357: rpc_authflavor_t authflavour; > This one I think is valid. Considering how many people seem to > care, I think we should keep it as the only valid case for now. Since we appear to be in the silly season... [patch]
From: Linus Torvalds [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003 17:41:18 -0700 (PDT) On 9 Aug 2003, Trond Myklebust wrote: > > Since we appear to be in the silly season... No, your patch isn't silly, it's EVIL. It fundamentally breaks the notion of "grep for usage" by introducing two names to the same thing, without having even a good reason (ie no "nice abstraction" thing or anything). So that's just bad. In contrast, switching "authflavour" to "authflavor" (to match the type) ahs the advantage of _improving_ greppability. Linus
From: Trond Myklebust Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2003 03:04:22 +0200 >>>>> " " == Linus Torvalds [email blocked] writes: > On 9 Aug 2003, Trond Myklebust wrote: >> >> Since we appear to be in the silly season... > No, your patch isn't silly, it's EVIL. It fundamentally breaks > the notion of "grep for usage" by introducing two names to the > same thing, without having even a good reason (ie no "nice > abstraction" thing or anything). Right! I fully agree that having 2 names for the same type is bad, although "find -type f | grep flavou?r" would be a quite adequate way of matching both spellings. The point is, though, that I could have written rpc_authflavor_t f; and nobody would have cared or complained about grepability. Anybody who claims that they have problems reading the code due to the difference between US and British spelling of the same variable is in reality engaged in a completely different type of crusade. One that doesn't deserve attention... Cheers, Trond
From: Ian Hastie [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2003 02:17:54 +0100 On Saturday 09 Aug 2003 01:41, Linus Torvalds wrote: > On 9 Aug 2003, Trond Myklebust wrote: > > Since we appear to be in the silly season... > > No, your patch isn't silly, it's EVIL. It fundamentally breaks the notion > of "grep for usage" by introducing two names to the same thing, without > having even a good reason (ie no "nice abstraction" thing or anything). > > So that's just bad. > > In contrast, switching "authflavour" to "authflavor" (to match the type) > ahs the advantage of _improving_ greppability. ... as long as you remember to misspell the word. -- Ian.
From: Jasper Spaans [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Change all occurrences of 'flavour' to 'flavor' Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2003 02:45:59 +0200 On Fri, Aug 08, 2003 at 05:41:18PM -0700, Linus Torvalds wrote: > > Since we appear to be in the silly season... > So that's just bad. > > In contrast, switching "authflavour" to "authflavor" (to match the type) > ahs the advantage of _improving_ greppability. As I stated before, I'll whip up a patch. However, it's 2:45 localtime here right now, and I need to catch some sleep. VrGr, -- Jasper Spaans http://jsp.vs19.net/contact/
From: Jasper Spaans [email blocked] Subject: [PATCH] Fix up fs/nfs/inode.c wrt flavo[u]r Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2003 21:56:07 +0200 On Sat, Aug 09, 2003 at 02:45:59AM +0200, Jasper Spaans wrote: > As I stated before, I'll whip up a patch. However, it's 2:45 localtime here > right now, and I need to catch some sleep. Here goes; this is the least intrusive version I could make which still makes sense. fs/nfs/inode.c | 16 ++++++++-------- include/linux/nfs4_mount.h | 4 ++-- include/linux/nfs_mount.h | 2 +- 3 files changed, 11 insertions(+), 11 deletions(-) For those who want to look at this without using bitkeeper, a plaintext patch is available at http://jsp.vs19.net/tmp/flavour.txt [uu wrapped patch removed] -- Jasper Spaans http://jsp.vs19.net/contact/ lt;== Het bedrijf van de appelcomputer is niet ==> lt;== verantwoordelijk voor de omzettingsprecisie. ==>
From: Jasper Spaans [email blocked] Subject: Re: [PATCH] Fix up fs/nfs/inode.c wrt flavo[u]r, try 2 Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2003 23:41:16 +0200 Whoops, something went wrong here while exporting. Inline not wrapped etc bk patch follows, and if someone has seen my brown paper bag, please tell me. I think I lost it at friday's mud fight. fs/nfs/inode.c | 18 +++++++++--------- include/linux/nfs4_mount.h | 4 ++-- include/linux/nfs_mount.h | 2 +- 3 files changed, 12 insertions(+), 12 deletions(-) [patch] VrGr, -- Jasper Spaans http://jsp.vs19.net/contact/

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Could always try the democratic way and vote on our preferences

Anonymous
on
August 10, 2003 - 5:27pm

...and I'm sure we can outvote those damn brits. :-)

brits?

on
August 10, 2003 - 8:23pm

And the rest of the world that speaks English?

Rest of the world?

Anonymous
on
August 10, 2003 - 9:12pm

This is America! What do you mean "rest of the world"?

Disclaimer: This post mocks Americans, it does not try to make a point.
Disclaimer 2: I am and have been since birth, American.

Ain't it sad you need two dis

on
August 11, 2003 - 8:03am

Ain't it sad you need two disclaimers?

English

Anonymous
on
August 10, 2003 - 10:35pm

I'm bi-lingual, i speak English and Engrish [engrish.com].

:)
AC

computer science

Anonymous
on
August 10, 2003 - 11:07pm

Historically, computer science is very US centric. There are lots of widely used and standard APIs that use US English, but I'm not aware of any that use English.

It is not a great burden for English speakers to "learn" US English. Especially not compared to non English speakers (although Alan Cox would probably think otherwise!).

That said, I think internal names, and even kernel internal names are really up to the author. I doubt Linus would reject a good patch for using the wrong type of English.

US English?

on
August 10, 2003 - 11:24pm

I hope you realise how silly that sounds: "learn" US english?. I didn't even want to begin commenting on that, but I'll at least say this: Defacto standard does not imply correct; otherwise we'd all be running US english on Microsoft.

/me prepares for the flames and puts on his standardised coloured asbestos underwear and drinks his flavoured milk.

Language mutates

Anonymous
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August 11, 2003 - 12:15am

Many linguists feel that the "correct" way is whatever way people actually do it, not what some book or organisation describes as correct. France, obviously, would beg to differ. But most languages have no official standards body, and even those that do have standards find that the implementation varies greatly from the standard.

The problem is that some peop

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 8:36am

The problem is that some people seem to think that that means that the "correct" way is the way that the MAJORITY of people actually do it. That isn't even slightly similar to the statement you made.

If ten million people spell a word one way and one thousand spell it another then the linguist concludes that 10 million spell it one way and one thousand another, not that one way is "correct" or "right" or "better".

Any real linguist wouldn't ca

Anonymous
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August 15, 2003 - 5:23am

Any real linguist wouldn't care how people spelled words - there's far more interesting issues in the subject. As a previous poster said, linguistics these days is descriptive - there is no objective way of saying one spelling/dialect/whatever is better than another, and it's not worth worrying about.

Yes

Anonymous
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August 11, 2003 - 4:33am

I put learn in quotes because most people already know the difference in spelling for most words and don't actually have to learn - just do!

And you are wrong about the standards thing, _especially_ wrong when it comes to software APIs. Obviously there isn't a clear right and wrong for the _semantics_ of API names, but definitely language and spelling are important.

I'm in Australia. The standard is British English. So I don't use US English in my word processor for example. But even if I did, people will still understand. Not so with software tools of course.

If you are wondering about Linus' apparent indifference, I think its mainly due to the change not actually making global APIs consistent, mostly comments and variables. Even if it did, either way its not really appropriate at this stage of the release cycle.

It's not US ENGLISH...

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 10:55am

It's "American". I speak "American". Geez, it's like y'all ain't never had a bud-light... ;)

Your name

on
August 11, 2003 - 3:04pm

Watch it, your name will be next. ;)

What's up with that, a 'C' and a 'K' in the same name... That *has* to be standardised. :)

Be happy it's in English, whatever the dialect

on
August 11, 2003 - 8:38am

Historically, the linux kernel is from Finland, Europe, as you will. In the rest of the world, people still (try to) speak proper (as in original) English. Perhaps you should be happy it's in English, whatever kind, instead of forcing the rest of the planet to comply with you. You make me feel I would want to write my next program just in Dutch (French, German) instead of English, just because me trying to write it in English doesn't seem enough of an effort for you anyway.

With other words, enjoy the diversity, instead of forcing monoculture even on such a surprisingly pretty global effort like opensource software. Language is but a tool, a vehicle for communication and mutual understanding in realis(heh, heh)ation of bigger goals.

English spelling

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 10:20am

Someone should put you in gaol for saying that. :)

Hmmz...

on
August 11, 2003 - 3:09pm

Guantanamo Bay perhaps? ;-P

To avoid flame wars, stop arguing about what is "proper"

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 5:29pm

Historically, the linux kernel is from Finland, Europe, as you will. In the rest of the world, people still (try to) speak proper (as in original) English.

There is nothing more or less "proper" about British spellings or pronunciations as compared to American spellings and pronunciations. These different orthographies came as a result of the English language's lack of standardization prior to British colonization of the Americas. I might note that even British monarchs didn't care about spelling until efforts were made to standardize spellings in Britain -- about the same time that the first dictionaries were created. A similar effort in the Americas was spearheaded by the likes of Noah Webster. Unfortunately, the two groups arrived at different conclusions as to what spellings ought to be used, primarily because they were using common usage as a metric for what to standardize on.

I might also point out that in some cases, American orthographies are more conservative than their British counterparts -- for instance, we end words in -ize when the British end in -ise. The American version is more conservative because the root of this orthography is in Greek (-izo). In other cases, the British orthography is more conservative (flavour and colour versus flavor and color, IIRC, fall into this category). If you really wanted to piss people off on both sides of the Atlantic, you could pick and choose spellings from America and Britain based upon which version is more "conservative" according to someone's favorite linguist.

Or, people on both sides could simply agree to avoid inflammatory comments such as referring to one spelling or the other as "proper." Perhaps then more useful things could be accomplished, such as fixing real bugs.

There is nothing more or les

on
August 12, 2003 - 11:20am

There is nothing more or less "proper" about British spellings or pronunciations as compared to American spellings and pronunciations.

OK. I can live with that. Stop pulling it towards the American side then (to whom it applies), and let it be as it is. The kernel is a global effort anyway.

If you really wanted to piss people off [...]

Oh, yes, please. =)

Perhaps then more useful things could be accomplished, such as fixing real bugs.

This is a discussion forum. People come here to discuss, even though the topic was absurd to start with. What are you doing here, reading, replying, and not fixing bugs, if that really is your conviction? Your post is a contradiction all by itself. :)

Sometimes people just need some chatter. Or a good, nasty flamewar, preferably about something as stupid as possible. People are quirky, irrational creatures that don't want to spend all of their time coding in solitude, emotionless, like machines.

English vs. U.S. computers

on
August 11, 2003 - 5:08pm

The Sinclair QL had 'founts' instead of 'fonts'. ;-)

One of the American managers we had to deal with had a favourite saying he repeated on every conference call to the U.K.: "it's really terrible what you English people have done to the American language!"

Re: English vs. U.S. computers

Anonymous
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August 12, 2003 - 6:02am

> ... deal with had a favourite ...

correct is:

... deal with had a favorite ...

i know austrailians(spelling?

Anonymous
on
August 10, 2003 - 11:54pm

i know austrailians(spelling?) use flavour

Thats "Australian's"

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 1:05am

Its spelt Australian but after a few drinks it could also be spelt "Oi, Oi Oi"

Australians

on
August 11, 2003 - 3:10am

Spelt Australians, but pronounced Strayens.

Australians

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 9:43am

Wrong again. Both spelling and pronunciation "strines".

We speak Strine here...

Anonymous
on
August 12, 2003 - 8:23am

...not English. For example, we say "glass" like "glarse" but in theory the "a" should be short as in apple or clap. Eastern staters are even worse, they swim in a "pooh-wul" where Sandgropers pronounce it like "rule". (-:

Wouldn't speak US English

Anonymous
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August 10, 2003 - 11:59pm

CA English pretty much = Brit english (spelling wise). They aren't quite alone.

Flavour! Colour! Honour!

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 1:57am

Other than the US, who else is missing their "u"? I mean, even us Canucks have a prediliction for the European spellings.

gram/spel

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 2:53am

shd be "we Canucks" and "predilection," in either tongue

Brits, Australians, New Zealanders, most Europeans.

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 8:01am

Brits, Australians, New Zealanders, most Europeans. English all the way! 'US' English... it's absurd. Like Euro English

The European Commission (EUROCOM) has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, The Commission conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish":

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil sevants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double leters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e's" in the languag is disgrasful, and they should go away.

By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!! YA VOL.

This was ripped off, ya know.

on
August 11, 2003 - 12:32pm

Here's the original version (attributed to Mark Twain, but possibly actually written by M.J. Shields):


A Plan for the Improvement of English Spelling

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take thesame konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

written like pronounced (closest to the finnish way)

Anonymous
on
August 12, 2003 - 1:24am

fainali, then, aftö sam tventi jiörs of ... riform, vii wud häv a lozigal, koherent speling in ... ... tö inglish spiiking wööd

written like pronounced (closest to the Swedish way)

on
August 12, 2003 - 2:48pm

But of course, Linux is a native Swedish speaking Finn. (Check it out if you don't believe me). You did a pretty good job of making it look more like Swedish than Finnish anyway though. ;-)

Who is "Linux"? I don't know

Anonymous
on
August 12, 2003 - 6:07pm

Who is "Linux"? I don't know of anybody named Linux.

Switch to Lojban?

Anonymous
on
August 12, 2003 - 8:26am

Much simpler, and Mike would approve. (-: A dinkum cobber if ever there might one day be one. :-)

doderez

Anonymous
on
November 17, 2004 - 9:53am

Can anyone tell me what "doderez" in "memori in the maindz ov ould doderez " is? I can't figure it out... The other words are ok, but this one I just don't understand.

Chico

U.K. English has "style". U.

Anonymous (not verified)
on
February 24, 2005 - 12:29pm

U.K. English has "style".
U.S. English is just a dumbed down version of U.K. English.

How does SCO spell flavor

Anonymous
on
August 10, 2003 - 9:50pm

Watch out! If you spell it the same way that SCO spells flavor, they might claim copyright infringement.

hahaha

Anonymous
on
August 10, 2003 - 10:08pm

you are TEH FUNNAY!

LOLOLOLLLOLOLOLL!!!!11111

I have an idea

Anonymous
on
August 10, 2003 - 11:02pm

How about we keep drivel like this off kerneltrap.

SCO doesn't understand any of

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 4:39am

SCO doesn't understand any of the two

the solution?

Anonymous
on
August 10, 2003 - 11:13pm

kernels should be locale-dependent!

Ye` flippin` Gods!

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 12:26am

Just use a thesaurus and replace all occurences of flavour/flavor with "taste" or "gusto".

- chris e.

i18n

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 3:39am

make mrproper
make [i18n_en_US | i18n_en_UK]
[...]

:-)

-- andrew

Language Fun

on
August 11, 2003 - 8:38am

Ha. This reminds me of a 'discussion' I had with a lady at work. For a menu entry I had the word 'Catalogue'. She was quick to respond that it was the antiquated form and it should be spelled 'Catalog'. My time with Canadians had apparently confused me, she said, and I should do things the American way. Quite hilarious I thought, since my childhood was spent in Northern California and my birthplace is Arizona. Time in Canada, or with Canadians was not part of my 'formative' years. After I objected that 'Catalog' was only spelt thusly in the US, she quoted Merriam Websters Collegiate, and I responded with Oxford's Unabridged which revealed that 'Catalog' is used only in the US. She conceded the point.

Lots of fun really, but it is sad how people of a certain country/region/locale tend to view their way of doing things as "The One True Way", and everyone else as doing things incorrectly. Much easier when people view the differences as elements that add flavour to existence.

Last comment. In 8th grade, my "English" teacher actually gave me a lower grade on a paper because I used the 'colour' spelling rather than 'color'. His response being that 'colour' was the English rendition, but "in the States we use 'color'". Made me wonder why he was called an English teacher if he wasn't teaching English...

consistency

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 9:57am

Language tells you something about people. If you use American English throughout but throw in a few British spellings, people will think that you are pretentious or a bad speller. If you use British spelling consistently, people will probably think that you are not American, which may or may not be an impression you want to make. If you use British spelling in a software package to be sold in the US, users will not know what spellings to use for your help index.

So, it's up to you to decide what impression you want to make and how much you want to confuse your users.

confuse which users?

on
August 11, 2003 - 3:01pm

But this is an opensource project, and although I understand what you are saying about consistency, I think you are being very biased and unfair towards people from outside of your country, if you can't respect the trouble they go through to even try to have good, understandable English. Besides, schools in Europe teach English-English, not US-English. So with '[...] how much you want to confuse your users' you mostly refer to Americans? Remember, my friend, you are still a very tiny part of this world, no matter what your government lies about today. 'Users' in a global, opensource perspective, would mean to standardise to common English. Or Esperanto. Or Latin (think about that). :)

A discussion about English or American is a luxury problem. Be happy the kernel isn't in Finnish, 'cuz from what I know about that language, it's hell - it doesn't quite look like anything else (I'm living with my Finnish girlfriend).

To standardise would mean to Americanize. Not a good time to bring that up and ask other countries for a favour ATM.

Now, if only Esperanto or some other artificial, truly global and more or less neutral language would be more popular...

Shame about the OED Online

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 10:22am

It's a shame that single user OED online access for a year costs so damn much or more arguments could be closed authoritatively.

Oops

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 10:32am

You mean "...view the differences as elements that add FLAVOR to existence...."

It was made in Europe...It should keep that language.

Anonymous
on
August 11, 2003 - 10:06am

Once again the Americans are trying to have everything "there way"...

The linux kernel has been around for a long long time... The first kernel ever deveopled would be suitable for an electronic museum almost wouldn't it? My two cents... Keep the spelling the same as whoever developed the english kernel... If he was british... it says in British English... If he was American... keep it American...

And yes, you guys are very lucky that it's in enlgish at all...

Im from Canada... by what you guys are saying I could techically say that we should add those stupid french symbols in the kernel.

Too easy!

Anonymous
on
August 17, 2003 - 6:05pm

It's obviously flavour since that's proper english and the patch got it all wrong.

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