For stealing the stereo out of my El Camino in front of Kari's house Friday night. Surely you felt that since it was a gift from a friend, that I wouldn't be quite as heartbroken to find it missing. I hope you're enjoying the Buzzcocks CD that I just bought too, although you probably just scored some meth or something with the proceeds.
I must say that I was touched that you left me your flashlight as a consolation prize. I needed one for that car; having it will let me pull the Mag light I had in it into the house so that I might be able to use it to beat you the next time you come around for more handiwork.
Come to think of it, don't come back. Ever. I'm presently lobbying various politicians and judges to see if I can make the punishment for theft (and trust me, you *will* be found eventually) having your hands repeatedly run over by my El Camino. I think I'll let my friend Neil drive; he does way better burnouts than me.
In other news....played a show with the band on Saturday. It would have been great if the P.A. hadn't completely sucked, which it did. Oh well.