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Linux linked to Global Warming?

July 27, 2007 - 5:45pm
Submitted by Anonymous on July 27, 2007 - 5:45pm.
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Seeing the old 1990's comment about how the original linux would "never be spread (ported)" it triggered a thought.

Judging from the data on

www.globalboiling.com

it looks like

LINUX HAS SPREAD OVER THE SAME TIME PERIOD AND GEOGRAPHIC DIMENSION AS GLOBAL WARMING!

Coincidence?

I think NOT!

Big-eared bats use linux

July 28, 2007 - 5:35am
Anonymous (not verified)

Linux usage has increased along with the population of the
Virginia big-eared bat.
Clearly a penguin is the wrong logo.

big eared bats AND Linux spreading linked to Global warming

July 31, 2007 - 2:52am
Anonymous (not verified)

Following your logic:

Could the spreading of the warm ocean temperatures shown on www.globalboiling.com be an indication of increased habitat for the bats and thus the bats themselves have spread linux during this same time period? This would prove perhaps that indeed Globalwarming and linux are related (perhaps more people heating up the net via a free superior operating system!)

This would provide a plausible explanation for the similiar spread of globalwarming and linux - it happened via bat habitat. In fact the areas could have become habibatable as Linux spread.

There may be evidence that even the Bush whitehouse was involved.

The white stain on the black woman's shirt found on www.clicktoimpeachbush.com -reportedly stained by bush himself as evidenced by the fact it is white and thus could be from the WHITE house - seems to actually be in the image of a BAT!.

If he was indeed involved in a covert plot to spread globalwarming via linux by helping the bats could it lead to his impeachment?

This needs further comment and study in a crowdsourcing operation.

Repeat after me, first

July 31, 2007 - 9:10am
Anonymous (not verified)

Repeat after me, first grader:
Correlation does not imply causation.
Correlation does not imply causation.
Correlation does not imply causation.
Correlation does not imply causation.
Correlation does not imply causation.

Got it? Good.

First-graders?

December 14, 2007 - 11:56am
Anonymous (not verified)

Oh give me a break. You don't know what "satire" means and you're calling us first-graders?

You're never going to graduate kindergarten at this rate!

I'm simply stunned what kind

March 14, 2008 - 5:58pm

I'm simply stunned what kind of things get correlated these days. Very funny and of course not true.

linux and global warming

December 13, 2007 - 3:02pm
Nathan Brown (not verified)

You know, this sort of argument as amusing as it seems, is unfortunately used regularly by people to claim that there is a connection between things that are totally unrelated.

Nathan
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Global Warming

April 22, 2008 - 10:49am
Wil (not verified)

There's a pretty heated debate going on right now about this at RiledUp: http://riledup.com/debate/313/global-warming-fact-or-fiction What do you think?

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