I like that, and probably worth a fortune cookie, starting with a dedicated cookie file just for theo! 
OK? ;)


cheers,
Sebastian 

Index: Makefile
===================================================================
RCS file: /cvs/src/games/fortune/datfiles/Makefile,v
retrieving revision 1.6
diff -u -r1.6 Makefile
--- Makefile	26 Sep 2003 03:08:44 -0000	1.6
+++ Makefile	5 Nov 2010 07:23:58 -0000
@@ -2,9 +2,9 @@
 #	$NetBSD: Makefile,v 1.15 1996/02/29 00:21:16 jtc Exp $
 #	@(#)Makefile	8.2 (Berkeley) 4/19/94
 
-SRCS=	fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy recipes
+SRCS=	fortunes fortunes2 startrek zippy recipes theo
 BLDS=	fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat \
-	fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat recipes.dat
+	fortunes-o fortunes-o.dat recipes.dat theo.dat
 
 # TO INSTALL THE POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE FORTUNES, UNCOMMENT THE THREE
 # LINES AND COMMENT OUT THE FOURTH LINE.
@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@
 	${INSTALL} ${INSTALL_COPY} -o ${BINOWN} -g ${BINGRP} -m 444 ${BLDS} \
 	    ${DESTDIR}/usr/share/games/fortune
 
-fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat fortunes2-o.dat limerick.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat recipes.dat:
+fortunes.dat fortunes2.dat fortunes2-o.dat limerick.dat startrek.dat zippy.dat recipes.dat theo.dat:
 	${STRFILE} -rs ${.CURDIR}/${.TARGET:R} ${.TARGET}
 
 fortunes-o.dat: fortunes-o
Index: theo
===================================================================
RCS file: theo
diff -N theo
--- /dev/null	1 Jan 1970 00:00:00 -0000
+++ theo	5 Nov 2010 07:23:58 -0000
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+note to axe murderers: ietf and other such organizations are purposely
+weak at checking badges at their events, because who would want to go
+to them?  use this to your advangage.  the people attending these
+meetings are generally pretty unfit and move slowly, so you don't need
+a large, long handled axe -- something small will do.
+
+Theo de Raadt on tech@ answering the thread: document ldapd schema files
+

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Here's to you ;) 

ciao, 
david
Write more code.
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slacker!
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I've always thought Bob's comment from 2/11/2005, was worth adding to
quotes, but it might be a "bit" long.  Bob might even remember why I
say that.

diana

Bob Beck said on Feb 11, 2005  in a comment Re: Star & OpenBSD .

OpenBSD wants even the worst nastiest
anal-carotid-constriction-software-patent-loving-spam-your-grandma-for-a-doll
ar-bottom-feeding-killing-babies-in-palestine-and-iraq
type organizations to be able to use our codebase in whatever they like.

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I remember.  Your response was priceless

/\/\arc

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share!

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On Fri, Nov 5, 2010 at 12:34 PM, patrick keshishian < pkeshish@gmail.com >

mail archives are your friend.  I'll give you the thread

http://marc.info/?t=110806777500003&r=3&w=2

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Indeed that was very funny! :-)

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It wasn't the response itself that was funny. it was the response in
conjunction with the email domain it came from ;)

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I did pick up on that ;)

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