I think I'll have a Masturbating Monkey t-shirt made.
The Idea is to have "OpenBSD Forever" on the front and
"Masturbating Monkey" on the back.  Does anyone here
have a problem with that?  (I wouldn't want to offend).

Oh, and feel free to make your own t-shirt (I'm not
intending on selling them), but be warned, wearing a
t-shirt like this in the wrong place could cause an
altercation.  I am 6'3" and 260lbs so people don't mess
with me, If you are a smaller or more peaceful person
please be wary.

I think the best revenge in a situation like this is to
take an insult and keep it as a souvenir.

Thanks Linus.

s

PS  I think the penguines are just jealous, ever try to
masterbate with a flipper?

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