* Kevin <spytag@gmail.com> [2008-05-16 08:34]:
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> Knobs, dials, levers, custom kernels, and custom apache builds they
> may be, but at this point I'm open to juuuuust about anything and
> everything including witch doctors, Chinese herbalists, and/or
> exorcists to get the problem solved. :-)

well, use a httpd that is better designed than apache. at least for the 
static content that should be kinda easy with a couple of redirects and 
a second IP. lighttpd is a good pick.

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