On Thursday, August 19, 2010, James Bottomley wrote:
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>> > Certainly sir ... and would you like your patches served to your
>> > table or by the pool?
>> 
>> Pool, please. With that first name and the British accent, it's hard
>> not to boss you around.
>
>Well, sir, the wait staff and I thought we'd just write to ask how your
>convalescence was going.  Sorry about spilling the patch down your
>front, sir, but the glass was slippery.  Who could have foreseen that
>you'd step backwards, fall over the pool boy and upset a flaming bananas
>foster on to the front of your shorts.  I did get a commendation for my
>quick action with a high pressure hose to the affected area (thank you,
>sir, for your shocked but grateful expression).  I must say I didn't
>foresee the force of the blast catapulting you against the pool steps,
>but a concussion is a small price to pay for avoiding fried nuts with
>the bananas, eh, sir? It's funny how things turn out, and I bet if you
>could do it over again, you'd have got off your arse to fetch your own
>damn patch now, wouldn't you, sir?
>
>Yours sincerely,
>
>James

You guys are priceless, thanks for the belly laugh.  Lightens up my whole 
days it does.

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